Senioritis is a real thing.
It is a powerful thing.
It turns a GREAT student into an AVERAGE student at best.
Senioritis is contagious.
I caught it.
It's already begun taking over my mind.
Example: What I thought while stuck behind a trash truck
Why the heck did I forget my childhood dream of becoming a garbage (wo)man??? Those guys are having the time of their lives riding on that truck.
Dear Mom and Dad,
I'm dropping out of school to pursue my life-long dream of becoming a garbage (wo)man. I know the end of my undergrad days is in sight, but I figured I may as well save myself the pain and agony and a few thousand dollars and just drop out now. Don't be disappointed or upset. You want me to be happy, don't you? I promise you that I will be happy up on that big green truck. I refuse to be disillusioned; don't waste your breath.
Sincerely,
your senioritis afflicted daughter <3
It is a powerful thing.
It turns a GREAT student into an AVERAGE student at best.
Senioritis is contagious.
I caught it.
It's already begun taking over my mind.
Example: What I thought while stuck behind a trash truck
Why the heck did I forget my childhood dream of becoming a garbage (wo)man??? Those guys are having the time of their lives riding on that truck.
Dear Mom and Dad,
I'm dropping out of school to pursue my life-long dream of becoming a garbage (wo)man. I know the end of my undergrad days is in sight, but I figured I may as well save myself the pain and agony and a few thousand dollars and just drop out now. Don't be disappointed or upset. You want me to be happy, don't you? I promise you that I will be happy up on that big green truck. I refuse to be disillusioned; don't waste your breath.
Sincerely,
your senioritis afflicted daughter <3
This made me chuckle. Also, did you know in the Bronx, you need to have a college education to be a garbage man? Fo ril. So no dropping out. otherwise you could never work in the Bronx.
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