15 Signs you Might be a Toddler...


And who wouldn't want to be a toddler? They're too cool for school. 








  1. Your shirt is too small and your pants are too big. Forever between sizes.
  2. Everything they say to you, people say twice. People say twice!
  3. You're more interested in watching a bug than eating your favorite food.
  4. You never run out of energy. Until you do.

  5. People don't get offended when you stare at them.
  6. You're always looking up.

  7. You grew out of your new clothes before you even got to wear them.
  8. If you see a cup, bowl, bottle full of something pour-able, you must pour it.
  9. When you come across an unidentified object, you feel the need to taste it.


  10. People or objects jumping out at you makes you giggle and clap rather than scream and run.
  11. People go to extreme lengths to get you to smile at them.
  12. Bedhead looks good on you.


  13. You prefer to stick your whole hand in your mouth when eating finger foods.
  14. You like to sneak a drink or two (or twelve) of bathwater.


  15. You like to do things over and over again. But you're not insane because you don't expect a different result. In fact, you find great comfort in achieving the same result. Hundreds of times.




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